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Top 10 Best #ThingsJesusNeverSaid Memes

Scott Smith November 18, 2016
In David Letterman style, starting with #10 ...

 #10

 Beware of pyramid schemes #BernieMadoff

 #9

 That doesn't mean Twitter follower.

 #8
Corporal Works of Mercy ... Do it.

 #7

 I need safe space!

 #6

Now? It's already been 2000 + 2000 years. The world's oldest institution is not impressed. 

 #5

"We've only just begun" - The Carpenters 

 #4

 Don't mess with Jesus' Momma ... All generations WILL call her blessed. 

 #3

 THE. THE. THE. 

 #2

 Of course, if you live YOLO, you might later wish it was just the once. 

 #1

 THIS. IS. MY. BODY. #Eucharist

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KOBA said…
LOL these are hilarous and also reflect a sense of reality "I need a safe space" thats ameme right there.
November 21, 2016 at 6:30 AM
Piter said…
I laughed until I cried, because I immediately pictured myself sitting there, stressed out from yet another campaign failure, scrolling through my feed, and then seeing these absurd "quotes," and suddenly realizing that I just needed to disconnect from this whole circus. That's when I discovered ROIads — I launched a couple of test push campaigns with their AI bidding, and instead of stress, I got a steady stream of leads without any hassle. I especially liked the extended version of their automation — now, instead of scrolling through memes until morning, I just watch the conversions roll in
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